THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. (Bzzzzzzz! Buzzing sound)
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, (Scratch / rub the carpet!)
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly –
Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird; (glockenspiel)
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly –
Perhaps she’ll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. (Miaw! Or Flick 1 or 2 bells)
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird .
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. (Woof! Woof!)
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird .
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. (Mouh! Mouh!)
I don’t know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog .
The swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird .
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse – (Drum)
She sneezed, of course! (Aaaatchi!)
And out went the fly! Good bye fly! Good bye! (All sounds and instruments
together!)